Randomness…...

Just random stuff: 

We have underground parking at my new job……have never liked parking garages (think creeper lurking in the shadows waiting to jump you) and underground parking garages even less (think cave in and you'll be trapped).  I still think they're creepy and stinky but I'm sure I'll appreciate it in the height of TX summer….maybe.

Amazing how the little things make me happy at the new job.  Free brewed Starbucks coffee, at least 5 different types of pods for the coffee maker, Crystal Light for you water…which comes from a filtering dispenser…HOT AND COLD!  The parking is paid for and you get to wear jeans on Friday.

When using a public bathroom, make sure you use the paper in the holder…not the roll sitting loose on top…because you will always drop it on the floor….ALWAYS.  And it will roll across the floor UNDER.EVERY.STALL.  Thank goodness nobody was in there and I could retrieve the evidence.  But little man thought it was funny. :D

When you're at the dentist and she/he says, "this cavity isn't very deep, I don't think we'll need to numb it."  GET IT NUMBED!  3/4 of the way through I about came out of the chair and smacked her!  (sniff sniff, what was she thinking?!)

When you're spreading something on bread or a cracker, always make sure you're over the counter because it will always, ALWAYS fall goop down on the floor.  ALWAYS.  And its not like you can use the 3 second rule when you have a pet.  Furry toast and jelly anyone?  bleh.

When you're over 40 and you catch yourself saying, "mental note to self"…you better write that stuff down because it will be gone 2 seconds later.  ALWAYS.  What was I supposed to do before Friday?  What did we need to pick up from Target?  sheesh.  Getting old brain SUCKS!

When you're child is in the back seat playing on the iPad while you're driving and you think they're not listening to your conversation…THEY ARE.  And they will repeat everything they think is remotely funny.  Keep that in mind Hubs! :D  

Have a great day!