Another Convo with Little Man.....and Henry:

Little Man and I were drivng Henry to the Bark Park Dog Park so he could run around and play.  LM insisted on Henry being in the back seat with him but the dog REALLY has out grown his lap so I knew it was a matter of time before I heard......

LM:  Henry stepped on my Nu Nus!  (Nu Nus means his crotch).

Me:  You don’t have Nu Nus yet.  You just have a sack.  (I know...but Daddy started it last year!!!)

LM:  Well, I have a sack and I can feel the nuts in there, so I have a sack of nuts.  (Daddy gets credit for the "nuts" term after being accidentally hit in the nuts by LM and announcing, "Dang it, you just nailed Daddy in the nuts!")

Me:  ((laughing)) Ok, Ok.....

LM:  Henry has a sack!  

Me:  Nope, the vet took out his nu nus and his sack shriveled up.

LM:  Why did the vet take his nuts?

Me:  So he couldn’t make puppies.

LM:  Well...What did they look like?

Me:  I dunno.  Raisins or acorns or something...not sure.

LM:  Well, if someone cut open one of his nuts, there may be a puppy in there.

Me:  No, the mommy is the one that grows the puppy, the daddy’s have....uh, fertilizer to help the puppy grow.  (not sure about the wisdom on that one)

LM:  So, I have fertilizer but Henry doesn’t have fertilizer anymore.

Me:  Ummm, yeh......pretty much.

LM:  So when you and Daddy go on dates, he has fertilizer to help make babies grow?

Me:  ((PANIC ATTACK!!!))  Ummmmmm.  Hey!  Look at that giant water tower!

LM:  Ooooooh!

So glad he's easily distracted!  

Needless to say, the Husband was like, "Fertilizer?!"  And I was like, "You told him he had a sack but no nuts!"  

...heavy sigh.............

#3 is out!

We tried to "shoot it out" with the nerf dart gun like the last 2 but it was one stubborn tooth!  It has been loose for quite a while but just didn't want to come out.  LM kept fiddling with it while watching t.v. and he suddenly grabbed my arm and said "thook"!  He was holding a bloody tooth. EW!  So off to the bathroom we went to clean and prep the tooth for the Tooth Fairy. :)

Convo with Little Man:

Little Man and I were eating dinner together last week (The Hubs was working late) and discussing our new home and meeting the neighbors.  

LM:  I can't wait for it to warm up so I can go next door and play in their backyard.

Me:  They have a pool too you know.  And a hot tub. (he doesn't get that a spa and hot tub are the same thing yet).

LM:  You know, we could get a little hot tub, like Henry's size (Henry is our dog) and we could invite some chicas over to hang out but then he'd be like, Eeny, meeny, miny, mo, cause he'd have to pick one.  Like Colby! (friend of ours - single, no kids...apparently a real ladies man?)

As he sits there grinning like a fool, I'm sitting there in stunned 

UP TO HERE!

silence with my eyebrows         

What The What?!?!

He just turned 6!  I'm afraid of what we'll come home to when hes a teenager!  :D

Better pay closer attention to what he's watching on t.v.   ((sigh))

               

Happy Happy Birthday!

Every year for Little Man's Birthday, I like to post the pictures of him in his Birthday Boy Hat from past years.  So cute!

One Year!

Must have missed taking a picture of "the hat" at his

second Birthday.

3rd Birthday!

4th Birthday!

5th Birthday!

Our big (and goofy) 6 year old!

The group pic at the party

(sorry about the blur!)

We had dinner with family on Saturday (his actual Birthday) and a party with classmates at Pump It Up on Sunday.  6 years old!  It really didn't hit me until this morning when he ran into our room to wake us up.  Time is going by fast!  

So happy that our big boy still likes to crawl under the covers with us to snuggle before starting the day. :)  

Next Up:  Henry the Dog turns 1!

Party Planning Frustration

So Little Man initially wanted a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (TMNT) themed party...BUT...I couldn't find party supplies ANYWHERE!  So he settled for Lego Ninjago.  So I agreed thinking surely I could pull that together.  There are tons of Lego stuff out there.

WELL!  

The day after I sent out a homemade Lego Ninjago invitation to his classmates, Target & Wal-Mart both had tons of Mutant Ninja Turtle party supplies!  Grrr!  You know where I found Lego Ninjago party supplies? Nowhere.  Yep.  Figures.  I googled pictures of Lego Ninjago Parties and found that the "Martha Stewart Super Moms" of the world made all their party supplies themselves.


AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!


So what did I do?  I bought Mutant Ninja Turtle Party supplies.  Yeh, I switched up the theme between the initial invite and the actual party.  I'm a rebel.  :D



I think Little Man will be totally cool with it since I found a TMNT T-shirt for the Hubs and one for LM to wear to the party! How festive is that!  Yay!

Birthdays!

Yesterday was my Dad's birthday!  Happy Birthday Dad!  Little Man made a Jib Jab video for him that was hysterical. :D

Dad's Birthday Video from Little Man

Little Man's birthday is this Saturday and he is so excited to celebrate it with all his new school friends! We're doing the usual Pump It Up Party with a Lego Ninjago theme.  Can't believe he is going to be 6 years old!  Sniff Sniff...Where has the time gone?!?!?!

I'll be posting pics and misc this week to celebrate our Little Man.