Another Convo with Little Man.....and Henry:

Little Man and I were drivng Henry to the Bark Park Dog Park so he could run around and play.  LM insisted on Henry being in the back seat with him but the dog REALLY has out grown his lap so I knew it was a matter of time before I heard......

LM:  Henry stepped on my Nu Nus!  (Nu Nus means his crotch).

Me:  You don’t have Nu Nus yet.  You just have a sack.  (I know...but Daddy started it last year!!!)

LM:  Well, I have a sack and I can feel the nuts in there, so I have a sack of nuts.  (Daddy gets credit for the "nuts" term after being accidentally hit in the nuts by LM and announcing, "Dang it, you just nailed Daddy in the nuts!")

Me:  ((laughing)) Ok, Ok.....

LM:  Henry has a sack!  

Me:  Nope, the vet took out his nu nus and his sack shriveled up.

LM:  Why did the vet take his nuts?

Me:  So he couldn’t make puppies.

LM:  Well...What did they look like?

Me:  I dunno.  Raisins or acorns or something...not sure.

LM:  Well, if someone cut open one of his nuts, there may be a puppy in there.

Me:  No, the mommy is the one that grows the puppy, the daddy’s have....uh, fertilizer to help the puppy grow.  (not sure about the wisdom on that one)

LM:  So, I have fertilizer but Henry doesn’t have fertilizer anymore.

Me:  Ummm, yeh......pretty much.

LM:  So when you and Daddy go on dates, he has fertilizer to help make babies grow?

Me:  ((PANIC ATTACK!!!))  Ummmmmm.  Hey!  Look at that giant water tower!

LM:  Ooooooh!

So glad he's easily distracted!  

Needless to say, the Husband was like, "Fertilizer?!"  And I was like, "You told him he had a sack but no nuts!"  

...heavy sigh.............