Little Man: Why?
Me: Because the day you were born was the happiest day of Mommy's life and I love to celebrate it. Well, that and the day I married your Daddy.
Little Man: Why did you marry Daddy?
Me: Because I love him very much and I wanted to spend the rest of my life with him.
Little Man: I'm going to knock down the hotel so you can't marry Daddy.
Me: Well, who am I supposed to marry? (I had an idea of where this was going).
Little Man: Me! You marry me then I can be big.
Me: You have all the time in the world to be big...take your time.
Little Man: How did Daddy get big?
Me: He ate all his fruits and vegetables and everything that his Mommy put in front of him. (I know...but it doesn't hurt to try) then he grew up big and strong.
Little Man: Yeh...he's big like Hulk!
So this is the breakdown...
1. Everyone gets married in hotels.
2. Getting married means you're big (grown up).
3. Little Man has a little bit of a Oedipus complex going on....totally normal for this age.
4. I'm married to The Hulk.
Never a dull moment and I always learn so much! :D
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